MASTER CHIEF "AHHH!!! I will never meet such a girl anymore!"
ARBITER "Man, don't worry. You can find a girl from match.com or something. That thing is huge."
MASTER CHIEF "Yeah, that's true. Guinness World Record largest online dating site..."
MASTER CHIEF "OK, I will write the last letter to my ex-girl friend... Fujiko..."
ARBITER "(Singing Justin Bieber) Baby, baby, baby ohh~"
MASTER CHIEF "Fujiko... you cheated on me, and you suck. BYE."
ARBITER "Hey, so... you feel better?"
MASTER CHIEF "Yes. Much better. Let's go to sleep."
ARBITER "Are you serious? This is the only blanket we have?"
MASTER CHIEF "No whining.. please."
ARBITER "I mean, we had a great KOBE BEEF for dinner, but we only have this crappy blanket???"
MASTER CHIEF "Food was the top priority, OK? It's fine! Trust me!"
ARBITER "Ahhh this is so awkward!!!"
MASTER CHIEF "Not that bad actually. Good night."
ARBITER "Hey, imagine when we are sleeping, some alien on this planet is checking on us."
MASTER CHIEF "What do you mean ALIEN? You are the ALIEN."
MASTER CHIEF "We haven't seen anything here, so it should be fine."
ARBITER "Yeah, I know. Just kidding. "
MASTER CHIEF "If so, we are probably more bad ass than them though."
ARBITER "That's right! Team HALO!"
MASTER CHIEF "Good night man!"
to be continued...?
Donovan & I cannot wait to see what happens with this alien.....
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