Crash on another planet...part5

MASTER CHIEF "AHHH!!! I will never meet such a girl anymore!"

ARBITER "Man, don't worry. You can find a girl from match.com or something. That thing is huge."

MASTER CHIEF "Yeah, that's true. Guinness World Record largest online dating site..."

MASTER CHIEF "OK, I will write the last letter to my ex-girl friend... Fujiko..."

ARBITER "(Singing Justin Bieber) Baby, baby, baby ohh~"

MASTER CHIEF "Fujiko... you cheated on me, and you suck. BYE."

ARBITER "Hey, so... you feel better?"

MASTER CHIEF "Yes. Much better. Let's go to sleep."

ARBITER "Are you serious? This is the only blanket we have?"

MASTER CHIEF "No whining.. please."

ARBITER "I mean, we had a great KOBE BEEF for dinner, but we only have this crappy blanket???"

MASTER CHIEF "Food was the top priority, OK? It's fine! Trust me!"

ARBITER "Ahhh this is so awkward!!!"

MASTER CHIEF "Not that bad actually. Good night."

ARBITER "Hey, imagine when we are sleeping, some alien on this planet is checking on us."

MASTER CHIEF "What do you mean ALIEN? You are the ALIEN."

MASTER CHIEF "We haven't seen anything here, so it should be fine."

ARBITER "Yeah, I know. Just kidding. "

MASTER CHIEF "If so, we are probably more bad ass than them though."

ARBITER "That's right! Team HALO!"

MASTER CHIEF "Good night man!"

to be continued...?

Crash on another planet...part4

MASTERCHIEF "Hey Hey Hey~! Ahahahaha~!!"

ARBITER "Oh man, how much you drank already?"

MASTER CHIEF "Don't worry! I am off duty!"

MASTER CHIEF "Wow wow... you know what I want now?"

BOTH "Music gig!!!"

ARBITER "(Singing Justin Bieber) Baby, baby, baby ohh~ Like Baby baby baby ohh~"

MASTER CHIEF "(Singing Justin Bieber) Like baby, baby, baby ohh~ "

ARBITER "(Singing Justin Bieber) I thought you'd always be mine~"

MASTER CHIEF "........."

ARBITER "Hey, what's wrong chief?"

MASTER CHIEF "FU-JI-KO-!!!!!!"

ARBITER "Oh no... here it comes..."

MASTER CHIEF "WHY YOU LEFT ME~!!!!???"

MASTER CHIEF "WHY~!!!!???"

MASTER CHIEF "I LOVED YOU ~!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!"

MASTER CHIEF "WHY~ (Why~) (Why~) (Why~)"

ARBITER "That's why I told you don't drink too much!"

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Crash on another planet...part3

ARBITER "Ahhh Feels great!!"

MASTER CHIEF "Yeah! I haven't done this so long!"

ARBITER"You know what I want now? .... BBQ."

MASTER CHIEF "Man, I was gonna say that too!!"

ARBITER "Ok. I am gonna let base know we crashed while you get BBQ going."

MASTER CHIEF "All right! Let's do it!!"

ARBITER "Hello? Hello? Yes, this is Arbiter, Roger?"

MASTER CHIEF "Let's cook this Kobe beef..."

ARBITER "Yes. We need your help ASAP. We crashed. This is emergency. Roger. "

MASTER CHIEF"Grill some lamb chop!"

ARBITER "Ok. They are coming to help us tomorrow."

MASTER CHIEF "Cool. Hey, here comes Kobe beef!"

ARBITER "Man! Smells good!!"

MASTER CHIEF "I know huh?"

ARBITER "Wow... This Kobe beef tastes amazing...."

MASTER CHIEF "Tender, huh?"

ARBITER "You are such a good cook!"

MASTER CHIEF "Thanks man. I will try this lamb chop."

MASTER CHIEF "Wow... tastes better than the restaurant."

ARBITER "Hey, you know what I am thinking?"

BOTH "Boooooooze!!!"

MASTER CHIEF "Cheers for Halo Reach!!"

ARBITER "Cheers!!!"

MASTER CHIEF "Ahahaha-! This is awesome!!!"

ARBITER "Hey, don't drink too much..."

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Crash on another planet...part2

ARBITER "This is.... this is... serious job, man."

MASTER CHIEF "Yeah, we gotta keep going though."

MASTER CHIEF "Ok, it's getting less steep..."

ARBITER "Are we there yet?"

MASTER CHIEF "Almost there!!"

ARBITER "Are you sure? You keep saying that for hour...."

MASTER CHIEF "FINALLY!!!!"

ARBITER "VICTORY!!!!!"

MASTER CHIEF "Wow... look at the sky..."

ARBITER "I know... it's keep changing color like club we used to go to..."

MASTER CHIEF "Good old memories, man..."

ARBITER "Yeah... Wait...You broke up with your lousy ex-girl friend at that club, huh?"

MASTER CHIEF "......... She was not lousy. Her name is Fujiko."

ARBITER "Sorry, man.... I shouldn't have said that..."

...........

MASTER CHIEF "Hey, you know what I wanna do? Camping."

ARBITER "Oh yeah. That sounds good man. I haven't done camping so long."

BOTH "YAY!! Let's get this party started!!"

to be continued...