Master Chief "OK, your lady is over there. Her name is Eva unit1. She is pretty cool, so no worries, man. "
Arbiter "mmm... OK. She seems pretty cool... very... metal."
Master Chief "OK, dude. I gotta take off. My girl is waiting."
Arbiter "All right."
Master Chief "Ok honey bunny, let's go home now. Are you ok? Your tummy is hurty hurty..? "
Fujiko "My tummy is bubbly bubbly baby. I need pepto bismol..."
Arbiter "Hey, you must be Eva unit1. I'm Arbiter, nice to meet you. "
Eva unit1 "Hi, Arbiter. Nice to meet you too! Call me Eva."
Arbiter "Ummm, so do you wanna drink something, Eva? "
Eva unit1 "Well.. Actually, I wanna dance!"
Eva unit1 "Let's go dance!!"
Arbiter "Ohh, I'm not really good dancer but.... Umm, I like your necklace... it's pretty on you."
5 minutes later...
Arbiter "Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhh!!! "
Eva unit1 "All right! Arbiter!!"
Arbiter "ROAR!! I got my SEXY BACK!! "
Eva unit1 "Ohh Yeah!!"
Arbiter "GRRRRRRRRR! WRUFF WRUFF!"
Eva unit1 "You so wild! Arbiter!!"
Eva unit1"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Arbiter (Talking himself) "Is she.... Is she.... into me..?"
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